NEEDLEWRITER

The death of the pig

Miss Pig was ill. She couldn’t bare anylonger not knowing what was wrong with her. She thought „ I ought to see him” she ment dr. Pig. He was alone at home, doing his office things when the bell rang.
„I fucking hate this…. better be someone of the Equals,’cause I have no time for others.”
He opened up and there she was, Mrs Pig, with a list of things wrong with her. He got nerved.
„What do you want now, it’s fucking weekend?”
„I couldn’t bare it anymore Mr., I think I’m dying.”
„You better be,’cause I have other buisness to attend to. Serious stuff.”
„Like what dr. Pig.”
„World problems. You heard what the great Monkey seer said?”
„You belive him, really, him?”
„He not one of us, but everything he said came true.”
„I suppose you’re right, we can’t ignore it, it’s a revolution going on, isn’t it?”
„Yes.”
„And what did the trickster see now.”
„Humans, again. – want all the pork there is, says it’s best at satisfying hunger, especially those hamburgers, sausages and alike.”
„God forbid me saying, poor us swines.”
„Not just us, but we the target, the esiest one they got.”
„How come?”
„He says, the great Monkey, worthless to anybody but our fat selves. Cause we have nothing else…See – we dying out.”
„And to save one of us, you should check me out, dr Pig.”
„I already see – trombosis, the swine one.”
„What ? I don’t eat that much of anything these days.”
„You are prepared unknowingly like myself.”
„By who?”
„See above. If you can move your „neck”!

There it stood – the squad of puppetiers. Playing their strings, as they always do, as they want. Going with the rythm of (R)Evolution. Their big eyes and hands, moving slowly across the cage fields and Pavlovlevs labyrinths. This one there, that one there. These bollocks are unsurpassable in weding real stupidity and ignorance, and motoric capability.

conclusion one : unworthy – low price
two: inability to see past their „prkno”
three : always drooling even without stimulus – bell or anysound, useless
four: unable to survive alone
five : dyes if it doesn’t get mekinje it „deserves”

The big five of todays elite meat production industry – these unlike the five of personality test are unchangeable, set in stone (even the stone is better as a being, we needed to emphasise)
Poor chicken down the ally were a little bit jelous. They no longer were tested on. No longer were special. No longer did those up there, with their big eyes and hands need the chicken and egg and the poor cock situation. And what about the turkey nex door? – their Death, was gay. Every year they came for them and fisted something in them to ooze while the mouths of the Bigs „mmmmmmm-t” in delight. -and their turkey consciousness from above watched it happen and all their souls could say was „Thank you, really”
And off they went – we do not know where.
Sudden flashing of the toilet was heard.
End.